P1, P2, P3 (you're here)

05.08.26

Hahahaha just pretend I never wrote that thing about continuing "tomorrow". Or I could pretend that it's not almost an entire month later and instead just the 18.07.26 but how much of a cringelord would I be if I were to lie on my personal website about something that really doesn't matter in the grand scheme?

So yeah, my wife wanted to obtain alchemic ingredients and not only did I want to find the ingredients for her but also to maybe sell some so I could repay my debt. How hard would it be to find some weird glowing toads and mushrooms in the forest, hm? Turns out, plenty diff! But even then, one of the Game Masters opened up an opportunity to quite a bit of coin by requesting me to...acquiesce the wax seal of the court council. She didn't want to send me off with no lead whatsoever, so she told me I should keep an eyes out on the market. She definitely had hired the right crow-person!

The rest of that day was spent mostly with the two of us visiting the sacred forest, where we found jakob-darn-shite except for the sacred tree and a spooky path with a warning sign about how we'd meet our doom if we ventured further. After that — because the switch from Out-Time arriving and tent-building to In-Time happened pretty late around 1800 and thus our first workshops also started just as late — I made food. We bought wayyy too much. On our drive there, we looked up all kinds of easy-to-cook LARP recipes but of course the best the local REWE could offer was a sack of potatoes, a pack of apples, carrots, radish, turnips and a loaf of bread (which I stupidly pre-cut instead of keeping it as a loaf and cutting it as we go because that would have retained so much more moisture). We also brought a little bit of cheese from home, a bottle of olive oil, half a salami and a block of Schwarzwälder Schinken. We easily had enough for three days, but it wasn't the most varied. I can only remember that I made us grilled potatoe-apple-carrot...stuff with fire-roasted bacon on the second day. We also gave some of our food and mead to our neighbours after helping them figure out how they would best do the cooking in their fire pan. In return, we received a jar of homemade pickles!

Bosco looking cute as fuck

Our lovely tent

The second day was very exciting; we began the day with me starting the fire and cooking food (the kobold next to our tent asked if I were a hobbit for how often I feast hah!). After breakfast, my wife went off to a workshop for roleplay newcomers and those who aren't yet quite sure what their character should (or could) be. After the food was done and the fire burned far enough that a light water sprinkle would extinguish it, I joined the roleplay workshop, which was about 60% over by that time. The tutor was great in really bringing out some pizzaz from all of us and sharing her personal experiences with us. I hope she'll continue offering these types of workshops/classes in the future!

After that, we split up. Albrun (my wife's character) went to a workshop for ring-smithing by the famed Tholondrilsomethingandanother last of his Elven tribe's ringsmiths.

Record scratchFuuuuuck me, I just now had the thought of "Where did I put the ring she made me?" It's super cool and cute and I already forgot it once at work on the toilet when I washed my hands. After that, I definitely brought it home but fuck me I have no clue where I put it for safekeeping. This happens so often to me that I go "Yeah, I'll put it there because it's such an obvious spot and I won't lose it that way" and then I forgot what truly sensible spot it was. Anyway, we cleaned our flat the past days so now it's probably somewhere completely different because both of us struggle to find shit the first two weeks after cleaning.
All the while, I tried figuring out where those darned ingredients could be and I still kept my eyes and ears open for the court council's wax seal.

While I didn't find the court council's seal, I accidentally thefted the Baron's seal and presented it to the GM. She was a bit flustered, commended me for my skills and kindly asked me to better return it to where I had it from because it's not what she was looking for. I had a similar kind of weird luck with the ingredients. Couldn't find a single damn thing, only heard a lot of hints of where to get them and who already has some and such. The local crow-tribe (shamans that have a corvid god, if I understood correctly), helped me (since I also was a "korpi") to acquiesce some glowing toads from the alchemist's hut. The same then, later that day, also sold me another glowing toad and two(?) blue salts. Before that had happened, I made four(?) copper not by performing for a band of wandering lady's from the farfaraway-lands, but instead for teaching the basics of the hurdy gurdy to one of them. Coins in hand, I wanted to clear my debt, but that man was so lovely and just forgave the entire debt because I was such a poor little crow with no coin besides those four pieces I had made. Oh and I showed off my Speech 100 by bartering with two amulet-selling kids and got two amulets for one copper coin whereas they usually were two copper each! Clearly there's nothing morally wrong to see here, move along, citizen! In the evening, shortly before the start of the dance ball, it was so late in the event that we saw no chance of getting enough ingredients to brew a potion ourselves, that I was cleared to sell them to another player and was given a silver coin, which we still have now and it looks so pretty!

More will follow, but it's 0102 and I'm too tired and too employed at a job that requires me to sleep, so I'll have to stop here for now.


17.07.26

Will continue writing here

I'm just incredibly tired because today we had a boardgame evening at work and I came home late enough that I'm barely able to not fall asleep at the PC. So yeah, I'll continue this post possibly but not guaranteed tomorrow

We're back from our first LARP in ten years. It's my wife's first LARP ever and I've only been on three or four others before; one as Player Character, two as NPC and one as helping hand to the GMs. That particular Con was organised by the people from Schwert & Magie and I can really recommend at least this specific one. It's an Ambiance Con, but in lieu of not really having quests, there are In-Time Workshops which players can freely join (well, as freely as they feel like it would fit their character). Schwert & Magie have other Adventure/Combat Cons they organise, as well, and they now have two very large areas which the main organisers actually fully own. That massively helps to keep the cost of the tickets down (I think around 50€ per person for the early-birds and 80€ for the non-earlies

My wife went as Albrun, a hermit herb lady who lost her alchemy book. I went as Quendel, a crow that had been transformed into a human against his will by a sorcerer when he stole a ring for Albrun and is now using his fingers for music while on his way to get himself transformed back. We also brought our Eurasian Bosco, who played Albrun's and Quendel's black bear cub Bosco! It's crazy how many workshops there were, actually! A few of the ones we were interested in happened to be at the same time. Sad and pressed for time, I joined Mr. Pfeyffer's Small Knot Class and immediately put myself into in-game debt by borrowing copper from another player to buy the knot handbook. My wife and our bear went to the Alchemy Basics Class, from which she brought back my main objective for that and the next day. She was looking to get a hold of glowing toads, bright golden mushrooms and blue salt which could only be obtained by thievery or trade.


03.07.26

I should have maybe done a little bit more, but all in all I'm pretty happy with how my game jam entry turned out. My wife came up with the very fun name "Egocentric" referring to how everything in this game revoles [aka spins] around yourself (remember how the theme was "Spinning"?). If you read this and feel like it, check out Egocentric out on my itch.io page.
We kept the main idea of spinning the sun to use object shadows and extended that to kinda-spinning other objects as well. My lovely wife made the sound effects using wine glasses and dragging a big water bottle across the floor and the music with the keyboard she unpacked for just that occasion.

(click me) In case you're stuck on any of the (currently) four levels despite the hints, here are some concrete solution spoilers. I did receive a bit of feedback that some of the puzzles are a little too obscure if you're not the person making them
Level 01
  1. You only need to look at where/when the shadowy tips of the two big spikes touch
  2. The shadow tips should touch exactly where there's a small pile of rocks
  3. Stand on the rock pile and press E
Level 02
  1. Go to the little pyramid and press F to make it move
  2. Follow the pyramid
  3. The pyramid should end up revolving around a bright yellow light
  4. Every second full revolution, the pyramid tip will point at a specific location on the floor
  5. I envisioned the spike shadows to line up with the pyramid tip shadow, but then I realised that going where the pyramid tip shadow is is already enough so manipulating time really is unnecessary here lol
  6. Stand exactly where the pyramid tip shadow points and press E; the level transition teleporter is invisible for this level
Level 03
  1. First you must assemble the big artifact in the sky by going to each of the metallic-brown spikes in the ground and pressing F at each of them (please don't spam-press F, otherwise the quest-counter adds 1 at each press and it'll go above the required 6 (6 relics in total on the map) and won't trigger the next part...I should really make it if quest-counter >= 6 and not == 6)
  2. The artifact in the sky spells "GO UP"
  3. Once the sun is behind the artifact in such a way that the shadow is around this little inclined "beach area" — when it very clearly spells "GO UP" — there should be a quiet wineglass-sound for a while
  4. If you stand around the place of that shadow and jump up repeatedly, the sound should get louder and the level-finish platform should appear after maybe 7 or 8 airjumps
  5. Get up on the platform and press E
Level 04
  1. Like in Level 03, move the relics in place
  2. Follow the spike shadow tips into the ocean where they meet up
  3. A platform should appear and you need to stand at or very close to where the three shadow tips meet up
  4. Press C to call the little pyramid to you and move it into position
  5. After rotating around you, it should end up in front of the bright yellow light
  6. Go where the pyramid tip shadow points
  7. The level-finish area for this level is much larger and more generous, so pretty much any spot near the pyramid tip shadow and/or along that shadow's edge should work
  8. Press E to finish the game <3

I would've blurted this thought much sooner but we had this year's external audit from Monday to including Thursday. The company I work for already has had their ISO 9001 (Quality Management) certification for years and now wanted to add ISO 14001 (Environmental Management) to that due to more and more customers asking for it.


19.06.26

Today is the day that the very first game jam of a Youtuber/Gamedev I religiously watch begins. It's Juniper Dev's very serious game jam. I'll go and start doing stuff momentarily, I just wanted to note down that I'm thinking to do a puzzle game similar to this prototype I made, because I really really like this idea of manipulating shadows and the sun to solve puzzles. I haven't done any game dev in months because of my new job but I'm sure I'll be able to cobble something cool together in just seven days, four of which I'll have to work my normal job ,,ԾㅂԾ,,

Anyway, here's the announcement video for the jam's theme!


15.06.26

We've been looking through old pictures in search of a specific Halloween costume of mine. In the process, we found a little gem I wanna save for eternity, just in case the posts ever get deleted from Reddit. In the ARMA subreddit, u/Bedky posted two drawings of a ghilie-wearing dude doing domestic chores. At the time I still served in the Bundeswehr and had just (almost) finished my very own Ghilie, so my wife and I had this silly fun idea.

is goofy fan art allowed? I have a thing for domestic pin-up ghillie man, don't shame me
by u/Bedky in arma

For archival purposes, the pic itself

Domestic ghillie dood part two, from last year! Enjoy!
by u/Bedky in arma

For archival purposes, the pic itself

And here what my wife and I came up with

Inspired by u/Bedky's pin-up ghillie man
by u/Crotaro in arma

For archival purposes, the pic itself